Entry: Dr. Seuss' LORD OF THE RINGS! Feb 26, 2004



"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring! I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One. You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat, I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria, that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor, I would not make it to the border."

-excerpt from Dr. Seuss' Lord of the Rings.



HAHAHAHAHAHA! its lame i noe but....ITS FUNNY!



oh bleh. forgot about hw again *sigh* at least i had a nice hour long nap ^^


-Jz
   2 comments

Adz
March 13, 2004   02:15 PM PST
 
the dark lords's name was jasmin
Matt
March 12, 2004   11:55 AM PST
 
There is a story to be told
in Middle Earth, in days of old.
Of kings and rings, 19 in all.
And 1 Master Ring to Rule them all.

The Dark Lord Sauron held this Ring
While elves, dwarves and men were all deceived.
Cruelty, Malice it was poured.
And his will to rule it all.

There. Someone finish it. :p

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